Driving Mr. Brando
Driving Mr. Brando
A nice gentlemanly get together between good friends, give or take the one guy who ruins it all for everyone else by trying to spike the tea.
The first party went well, so lets up the ante with a nice boom-box and tequila. The guy who went home first was pretty lame. Alright, who invited these three douche-bags?
The second party was a smash hit! Lets throw another one! This time were gonna invite everyone! Surround sound stereo!? Is he spiking the drinks again!?
No liquor you guys, were underage. This Italian food is awesome! Someone keeps stealing the finger-foods though...
Who cares if we're underage?! Only a few of us are! I don't remember grabbing this drink though. Someone ruined all the good italian food this time. Is someone prank calling the house?
So the last party got us in jail...Lets throw one right from the prison! See if I care!! We'll party until even the priests can't avoid joining in! Time really does fly when you're having fun!
Never. Are we throwing a party like that again. There's something scattered throughout the house. I was in the mood for coffee, but I spilled it and someone took the napkins.
The aftermath of parties sure is painful. What did I do last night? Who are you? Is she naked in the bathroom? Are you sure you're really blind? My phone is out of whack, and I think someone from last night is stalking me.
